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The Funny Zodiac Signs Meanings

Many people have different fond memories of different people they have met at school, work, social places, churches, and when they travel. They would probably attach something unique and funny about them because of their horoscope’s zodiac symbol. Here are some of the humorous and funny zodiac signs meanings to astrology and different star signs:

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

piscesThe most gullible people in the world, they always frequent the fairytale lands and they are the most imaginative. In terms of personality, Pisces seem to be bossier than other people. This could make it difficult for them to find love, friendship, and companionship. However, they get things done more easily. The most delicate Pisces in the world hardly recover from certain trauma, especially those imaginary situations. They like to get cozy in the most fanciful house and they like tip-toeing inside their bed covers in order to escape life’s harsh realities. Pieces are endowed with the gift of imagination and sensitivity; hence, they are the greatest psychics you can turn to because they always vibrate at a higher energy rate than the rest of us. If you want a tough guy as your partner, Pisces will surely be the right choice.


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

ariesTheir personality is a mix of charmer and the ability to bore you easily. He can be patient with a hard-to-get woman and he can do everything just to save a “starfish”.

Dating Aries can be “hell” as most of them like to get into arguments about the most irrelevant issues but keep in mind that they do love deeply. Aries are noble and gallant warriors who can kill a dragon to protect their own. When you hear the sound of a lion, don’t get scared because you will find your Aries charging at the lion at full speed.

Aries possess a short attention span; hence, you shouldn’t be too upset with them because they always possess great ideas waiting for their expertise knowledge for launch. Aries are also the best charmers because they can charm the pants off just about anyone. If you remember the great American high school “walk out” in 1979, don’t be surprised that an Aries championed this cause in order to get pizza and vending machines in every high school in the United States of America. Aries are just special in every way because they enjoy the thrills involved in every chase.


Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

taurusTaurus love to cuddle and they will take any opportunity to show you how much they care. The universal principle of Taurus is “I have”. Taurus people are always practical and preserving, hence they are known to be the best lovers. If you want to enjoy those affectionate chocolates and royalty treatments, you must settle for no one else but a Taurus. Nothing is more important to a Taurus that his or her home.

Taurus is always slow and steady and they can become intoxicated easily by slight movements. He can even agree to watch the painting on the wall dry if you tell him that is part of the job.

There is a mystical belief about Taurus. The ancient Scandinavians believed that the holiest cow in history, also known as “Audumbla”, which also happens to be the symbol of the Taurus, actually suckled the gods thousands of years back. They translate this belief to everyone born as Taurus and that is from childbirth . Taurus has been bestowed with special abilities from the gods, including musical abilities. The motto for Taurus is that “if it feels or tastes good, then jump in and rub it all over”.

This has caused many to pursue materialism with all their heart. Possessions will always anchor the trust and belief of most people who fall under this zodiac sign. Never expect a Taurus to admit fault or any wrongdoing. Likewise, you must not tempt them to the secret of your success because they likely to take advantage. No amount of pleading can break the resistance of a Taurus. They will remain stubbornly adamant and stand their ground at all times.


Gemini (May 22 – June 20)

geminiGeminis are devoted and adaptable to change. They are also charming and intellectual, which makes them attractive to everyone including the opposite sex. Despite their numerous strengths, Geminis may find themselves struggling with commitment and money management. They can also become nervous; hence, you may find yourself struggling with a virgin if you choose a Gemini as your partner. A Gemini is always passionate about certain issues and, in most cases, such issues tend to be career, education, or other serious life issues—they are rarely passionate about relationships.

A Gemini will always struggle to learn why things must go their own way; hence, they may be too reluctant to accept change.


Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

cancerAlways emotional and sensitive, they can even counsel you on how to boil water.

When it comes to love, they are cancerous; they stick with you even when you don’t deserve their love and attention. Cancers can be described as the emotional “vampires” of the Zodiac world because they slowly infiltrate every inch of space and the independent thoughts of their partners, friends, and acquaintances. They are very good in deploying mental manipulation in fulfilling their own desires; hence, don’t be surprised that your Cancer partner shows the need for more sense of security. Cancers are so sensitive and spiritually inclined that they can tell what will happen about relationships by simply watching the cycles of the moon. They are the best at giggling, yelling, screaming, and blushing.


Libra (September 24 – October 23)

libraLibras are passively aggressive, like the “bling”, and believe that omission is a sin. Libras love to be praised; hence, the best possible way to woo a Libra is to impress them. Libras love to dress well, smell good and make sure that all things are in place because they will never accept anything less than perfection. Libras are aesthetic pleasers who are fashion-conscious to the core. They simply enjoy turning heads at events; hence, they will spend their last penny to register at the gyms, buy anti-aging products, and shop for the most scintillating attire and fashion brands. Libras won’t get married until they find their perfect match. You should have a zodiac sign check on your next lover, if whether or not they are a Libra—then you are in for a lot of trouble.


Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

aquariusEccentric and retro, they can even talk to trees because they physically live on the planet but mentally live somewhere else. Do not waste your time trying to define anyone who is Aquarius because they defy all logic hence they are aliens who visit us occasionally. It appears that the minds of these Aquarians are stuck somewhere, which explains why they exhibit a lot of irrational behavior. Those who are Aquarius will happily ignore whatever you have to say yet they seem to be kind to everyone. It is easy to point out an Aquarius from the crowd, as they will dress oddly and in their own world. You simply don’t occupy a space hence you are irrelevant to their thinking.

If an Aquarian suddenly develops an interest in you or what you are doing, it is probably due to the fact that you are stranger than they are. Aquarians don’t recognize the emotional trauma others go through and commitment sounds like imprisonment to them. You need to stop wasting your time on these super aliens because they have forgotten about your existence already.


Leo (July 24 – August 23)

leoThe main principle for the Leo is “I will”. They are very romantic, friendly, and warm but learning new skills can become a daunting task for them. This means that they may be too slow to learn new bedroom skills. Though a Leo is the leader of the pack, it means the Leo doesn’t like being alone, which is a situation that can force them to allow vanity to become their obsession.

The Leo wants to be at the center stage and they quickly recognize their faults. Healthy living is also part of their lifestyle hence you should expect your Virgo fiancée or partner to wake you up at 5 am in the morning for a regular workout. If you want a great entertainer such as a comedian, you may want to look out for a Leo as your partner, as they sure are funny and will make you laugh all day.


Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

virgoVirgos are known to pay attention to detail. Therefore, you shouldn’t be surprised that your lover knows the color of the panties you wear every day. Virgos are always quiet and responsible, which is why they are desired in most professional work environments, as well as social gatherings. Unfortunately, not everyone prefers the quiet and often too formal person because they can also be boring. Virgos can be generous to a fault. Therefore, if your Virgo boyfriend hands out a dollar to a stranger every day, it could annoy you. If you are a perfectionist, especially in the area of fashion, you may want to have a Virgo as your partner. Because they know how to complement their partners and help them make better fashion choices or educational and career decisions.


Scorpio (October 24 – November 22nd)

scorpioScorpios are very adventurous people, willing to take risks against what others think. They can dance with the devil but think about what they will gain from doing such. A Scorpio can stick their neck in a crocodile’s mouth just to retrieve their golden watch. They are not scared of taking their own side, an addiction that will always lead to trouble. Most Scorpios are aware of the fact that the energy of desire will lead one to no boundaries. And that means there will be no place to return to. Scorpios only live for the moment.


Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

sagittariusAlways generous to a fault but they can lie, even when you catch them with their pants down.

You should pick up a knife and be ready to protect your heart because “Sagies” are the best heartbreakers in the world. Sagittarians often flee when you mention the word “commitment” to them and they want to sample as many opportunities as possible just to ensure that the best man or lady doesn’t pass them by. Known to indulge in self-gratifying adventures and they are born as the best and most natural salespeople.

They often exhibit eloquence. They can sell a fur coat to King Kong in the summer through their eloquence and sarcasm. It is funny how they still have some friends around! It is not strange to know that Sagittarians are the ones who break up relationships and marriages most. Sagittarians may also be the best people to date because of their flashy and expensive lifestyles. They can be optimistic and realistic often. If you are a gold digger, you can easily prey on Sagittarians.


Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

capricornAlways methodical, resilient and dogmatic but can suddenly develop a craving for wealth in the dead of night.

Capricorns are simply the most boring people you can ever find; however, what they lack in social skills seems to be their gain in other areas. They are always pre-occupied with their goals; hence, they are able to reach the top always. Most Capricorns are afraid of the issue of “out of sight, out of mind” and it is known that Capricorns will eventually chill out when they attain their 50s. If you are in love with a Capricorn, you should prepare your mind that you need to wait until he attains the age of 50, in order to get his utmost attention. On a positive side, if you are not attracted to spontaneity but you want a partner who will remain the same today, tomorrow, and forever, then you should find a Capricorn as your partner.